

User Score
1 votes
I kept saying, "Mom, marry him... he's rich and good looking!" But what I didn't tell her was that he was fucking me when she wasn't home! He said he likes watching his fat cock slide in my tiny pussy from behind. He fucks me so much better than the boys my age. They can only last 5 minutes, my Stepdaddy can last 5 hours!!
Status
Released
Original Language
EN
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.