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A top-secret operative is summoned back to service in order to dispatch with an enemy agent who is preying on American soldiers in Hong Kong. The Black Dahlia is using a secret weapon against our boys abroad, and now the chemists at El Qaeda have laced his semen with a killer virus. When The Black Dahlia seduces Jake's best friend Donald, Jake must race to the rescue before it's too late. Years ago, Jake and the Black Dahlia were lovers. The Black Dahlia was jilted, and now it's time for revenge.
Director
Status
Released
Original Language
EN
Teddy Duncan's middle-class family embarks on a road trip from their home in Denver to visit Mrs. Duncans Parents, the Blankenhoopers, in Palm Springs. When they find themselves stranded between Denver and Utah, they try to hitch a ride to Las Vegas with a seemingly normal older couple in a station wagon from Roswell, New Mexico. It turns out that the couple believes they are the victims of alien abduction. The Duncan's must resort to purchasing a clunker Yugo to get to Utah, have their luggage stolen in Las Vegas, and survive a zany Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma Blankenhooper.