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If it weren't for all the Filipina chicks, you wouldn't have anyone making those funky banana boat hats for carnival and country fair prizes. We're kidding, of course. We love these babes, their fiery attitudes in the hammock, the way they smell like cocoa butter on a humid afternoon, the sarongs and their ability to add and subtract with an abacus. Wait, those are other nationalities. You see? It's so confusing. So, just sit back, relax with a hand towel and watch MIchelle Maylene and her friends do some nasty island stuff. They'll show you things we're obviously too dumb to appreciate.
Status
Released
Original Language
EN
Prolific expert of the occult and whiskey, Reverend Conte, accompanies a ragtag group of military rejects to a remote South Pacific Island to investigate the disappearance of Marines units stationed there in 1944, said to be at the hands of the Japanese Imperial Army. Upon speaking with the island’s inhabitants, they soon discover the Marines had actually been massacred by a group of Lycanthropes, known to most as WEREWOLVES.