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British fashion designer Vivian gets some terrible news. The company she works for is closing and she is at risk of losing her visa. Vivian realizes that she's got one chance of not getting deported, she must get married! After a series of disastrous internet dating mishaps, her two friends come up with a plan. Enter Thomas, a neurotic socially inept accountant, that for the right price agrees to do the deal. They say opposites attract, but this is a marriage made in hell. Will Vivian and Thomas kill each other or will they actually find love? And if so, will they do it before the pesky INS agent uncovers the truth?
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While doing the inventory for a lingerie outlet in a high rise office building, five attractive women are terrorized by a series of bizarre killings. They suspect that the strange janitor, who witnessed another series of killings years back, is at the bottom of the whole thing. Little do they know the real horror that they face in the end.

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Stanley Ford leads an idyllic bachelor life. He is a nationally syndicated cartoonist whose Bash Brannigan series provides him with a luxury townhouse and a full-time valet, Charles. When he wakes up the morning after the night before - he had attended a friend's stag party - he finds that he is married to the very beautiful woman who popped out of the cake - and who doesn't speak a word of English. Despite his initial protestations, he comes to like married life and even changes his cartoon character from a super spy to a somewhat harried husband.