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“Lock & Load, Motherfucker!”
In a world that had gone totally to hell, all hope had been lost by mankind as dark forces fell upon our twinks. But a new whirlwind of man-stench was about to blow... and their names were Da Vinci and Schlong. One was looking for redemption - and good hair products - and the other for a tight hole to thrust his huge 11" x 8" ramrod into. In our time of need, they will come together to save the world from horny Nazis, the anti-Christ and bad porno clichés. Their only weapons - their hard cocks. Payback this time is for real, girlfriend!
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A white dropout struggles to become a cartoonist and filmmaker, drawing inspiration from the harsh, gritty world around him. Still sharing his rundown apartment with his middle-aged parents, an oafish slob of an Italian father and a ditzy nutcase of a Jewish mother, he's ridiculed and looked down upon by his friends, hypocrites who run with violent gangs and the Italian Mafia, and a shallow Black girl who makes her living downtown with the pimps and pushers. The cartoonist gets a chance to pitch a film idea to a movie mogul, but the story proves too outrageous: a far-future Earth, depleted by war and pollution, where a mutant antihero challenges and kills God.

After an aging voodoo priestess dies, her arrogant son Willis Daniel's believes he is next in line to lead. He is outraged when Lisa, his mother's adopted apprentice is chosen as the leader. Willis seeks revenge by reviving the African prince Blacula — but soon finds that he cannot control him.