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“Lock & Load, Motherfucker!”
In a world that had gone totally to hell, all hope had been lost by mankind as dark forces fell upon our twinks. But a new whirlwind of man-stench was about to blow... and their names were Da Vinci and Schlong. One was looking for redemption - and good hair products - and the other for a tight hole to thrust his huge 11" x 8" ramrod into. In our time of need, they will come together to save the world from horny Nazis, the anti-Christ and bad porno clichés. Their only weapons - their hard cocks. Payback this time is for real, girlfriend!
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After an aging voodoo priestess dies, her arrogant son Willis Daniel's believes he is next in line to lead. He is outraged when Lisa, his mother's adopted apprentice is chosen as the leader. Willis seeks revenge by reviving the African prince Blacula — but soon finds that he cannot control him.

In the post-apocalyptic future, reigning tyrannical supercomputers teleport a cyborg assassin known as the "Terminator" back to 1984 to kill Sarah Connor, whose unborn son is destined to lead insurgents against 21st century mechanical hegemony. Meanwhile, the human-resistance movement dispatches a lone warrior to safeguard Sarah. Can he stop the virtually indestructible killing machine?