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It gets on my nerves when the slam pigs bring StreetSide trash back without a heads-up. This time though, did they pick one cute little whore. Apparently, he was so messed up he could barely stay awake. So they just put him in the car and went to town on him. Didn’t wake up till he got another hit after they shot a few loads in his holes. Think he’ll go back to college after a night in the cloudy house?
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Original Language
EN

Three elderly distinguished gentlemen are searching for some excitement in their boring borgoueis lives and gets in contact with one of count Dracula's servants. In a nightly ceremony they restore the count back to life. The three men killed Dracula's servant and as a revenge, the count makes sure that the gentlemen are killed one by one by their own sons.

On their way to start a new life at a sheep farm in rural Virginia, the Turner family are halted by a wreck on the highway that has claimed the life of a truck driver. Spotting the trucker's now-abandoned collie on the side of the road, they take pity on the dog and adopt her. As the city family copes with the change to rural life, including a feud with a neighboring farm family who resent the city interlopers, the ever-loyal Lassie helps them adjust to their new surroundings.